About PJ

When I was little, my dad accidentally slammed a changing table shut on my pinky finger. There was blood everywhere and my mom, who was at Target, returned home to what she thought was a murder scene. I still have all of my pinky and even used it to type some of this.

Since then, I’ve also used my pinky to type up Tweets that have been praised on BuzzFeed, Vulture, The Chive, Forbes, Ebaum’s World (rememba that place), and The AV Club.

I created the Twitter accounts @Disneyland2go, which was eventually hacked and taken over by a blockchain company, and @JurassicPark2Go, which is still active — though I never updated the password, even after being notified it appeared in a data leak. Across all my Twitter efforts, I’ve built a following of over 1.5 million people, reaching hundreds of millions of users organically.

In the corporate world, I’ve written satirical headlines for Lorne Michaels’ Above Average as well as its sister site The Kicker. Those sites were not hacked, but the money flowing to them stopped and so did any trace of my existence there. I did find a busted Wayback Machine version of some of my headlines here.

Additionally, I’ve written video content for NowThis’s longest-running and top-performing series, Who Is?, assisted on multiple sponsored series, and directed top-tier talent like Julianne Moore from the film Safe.

Most recently, I worked with the very good people over at More Perfect Union, where I established a brand new series and workflow.